Why oh why, when you have pretty much the most perfect hair in the whole world, would you EVER think of cutting it, again.

Why oh why, when you have hair that women all over the world want to emulate (ahem me) and do at every appointment (me again) would you EVER think of cutting it off into some sort of Gwyneth Paltrow, circa 2009 do?

I mean, just because Olivia Palermo did it, and admittedly looks fabulous, why oh why do you have to follow suit? Let us not forget she is 20 something, and ridiculously gorgeous. If she jumped off a bridge, do we all have to do so. (Give me a minute to think about this one.)

Really, did we learn nothing from this incident a decade ago?

Yes, Jen I am, talking to you. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid yoou have some answering to do for this.

It's not that it's bad, per se, I don't really mind the cut... it's just... why?????????

Maybe she got gum stuck in it? Maybe she had a bird that flew into the back of her head and this was the only way to save it? Maybe she slipped and fell into a pile of super glue? Maybe she just got really, really stoned?

I mean, there has to be a great explanation here, right?

Note to self: You are not Olivia Palermo, do NOT cut your hair.