How Was Your Day?

Here is an email I sent to my girlfriends earlier today:

So... The LM and I were down by the swan boats eating a ice cream cone. He starting messing around with his helmet close to the water. I repeatedly warned him that he was going to fall in the water. He responded by throwing his helmet up the hill. Which began to roll. Which I began to chase. Then I slipped. You see where this is heading? I fell into the the nasty duck shit water. Up to my chest. Did I mention the park was crowded and everyone gasped?

Oh yeah, and we took the bike in too so I got to bike home soaking wet. I'm pretty sure I have a disease from the pond. I may die tonight.

Is it time to go back to work yet?