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You've Left Me No Choice.

Gisele, I'm sorry but you and I can no longer be "friends." This shouldn't come as a surprise to you but if you have to know it is because of the following:
  • You did not wear maternity clothes during your pregnancy. As for the dreaded baby weight you said "I gained a little, but I kept using almost the same clothes, with minor adjustments to close in the belly." Yeah, I hate you.
  • You had a natural birth and said "didn't hurt in the slightest." I've been there girlfriend and you are totally lying. I simply cannot be friends with a liar.
  • This is what you recently said about gaining and losing the baby weight, "[I] only gained 30 pounds during pregnancy, and didn't find it very difficult to shed the weight once [I] gave birth. "I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week." Okay, I believe you about this. Again I hate you.
For these I can sort of forgive you, but after seeing this picture of you just a few months after giving birth.... well I'm sorry but you have left me no choice. Consider this our official break up.

In the end you only have yourself to blame.

What Book Were They Reading?

The Three Week Countdown.