A Crack Problem.

The little man seems to have developed a bit of a crack problem. The problem? His crack always seems to be showing! As in ALWAYS showing. 

I can't seem to figure out what is the root of this issue. Is it that the pants are too big, the shirt too small? I've troubleshooted both and my little guy still looks like a 40 year old plumber.

Here he was showing off his best "asset" at the park this morning. 

Next I'm going to have him try to unclog the kitchen sink.