So the eggs weren't spoiled after all. The delivery was just massively delayed.
See this previous post if you have no idea what I am talking about.
I finally got the egg on day 26. Day 26? That's what I said. I feel like I owe a massive apology to Clearblue Easy for ever doubting them. Had I not been using the monitor we would have definitely given up by the time day 26 rolled around.
So there you have it. I'm back on baby watch and I'm hoping to start testing again next week. One of our fellow bloggers turned me onto this site www.early-pregnancy-tests.com. It has tests that will pick up the pregnancy hormone days before the drugstore ones and the best part is that they are only 2 dollars a piece. With free shipping!
I am going to try to stay out of my own head and not get too crazy this month (remember the tape worm from last month?)
Thanks to Clearblue Easy at least I feel like we got a fair shot (no pun intended.)