My Lust List

I have a confession to make. I have sinned.

I constantly and continuously lust after various material items.

When I say lust, this is not just your typical, "oh I like that." Or, "Maybe I'll buy that when it goes on sale." When I want something, I want it. I dream of it. My every thought is consumed by it. I imagine what it would be like to have it. I put pictures around the house so my husband will "accidentally" stumble upon it (I find that the milk carton is a prime spot, and his razor also works well.) I also try to use it in daily conversation just in case the picture on his pillow wasn't enough of a hint.

Lusting after something is a commitment. I have never found any wish to be instantaneously fulfilled. However, I have found that sometimes if you wish hard enough, prince charming will eventually come through (i.e. see Birkin countdown.)

Here are a few other items that I am now imagining myself wearing right now.

Can't you just picture how fabulous I'll look when I'm saying all those Hail Marys?

1) Hot Chanel Necklace

2) Fab Burberry Trench

3) Amazing Herve Leger Bandage Dress